I am often thought of as being remarkably bright, and yet my brains, more often than not, are busily devising new and interesting ways of bringing my enemies to sudden, gagging, writhing, agonizing death.
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Alan Bradley
So I heard the boom of my father's rifle when he shot my best friend. A bullet only costs about two cents, and anybody can afford that.
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Sherman Alexie
For 3 million you could give everyone in Scotland a shovel, and we could dig a hole so deep we could hand her over to Satan in person. (on Margaret Thatcher)
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Frankie Boyle
In 5-billion years the Sun will expand & engulf our orbit as the charred ember that was once Earth vaporizes. Have a nice day.
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Neil Degrasse Tyson
I hear they make greeting cards now to thank your therapist... for NOTHING
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Casey Renee Kiser
More Quotes By Jonas Eriksson
Don't write to sell, write to tell.
Believe in human beings - not all are good, but deep down all can be. But that doesn't mean you need to hang around crappy people and try to turn them around.
Be the kind of person who catches the shit before it hits the fan, not the one who scrapes it off afterwards.
Make life easier by living in the present and believing in the future.
If you appreciate the small things, you're likely to get the big ones.
